BA
Belief-system: Ancient
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
BAA
Bleating, Audible Announcement
Dustan Dowsing
1984494 
BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP
Bleat And Aver: Bags Are Ample, Black Like A Coal, Kind Sir, Having Each Ewe's Pelt
Patricia Rix
1984878 
BABBLE
Blabbering Academic Blubber Building Language Expertise
Rico Leffanta
1984407 
BABE
Bare A Breast Everyday
Rico Leffanta
1984398 1984365 
BABEL
Brought About (Biblically) Every Language
Angela Brett
1984326 
BABES
Beautiful And Bodacious, Exceptionally Sexual
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985013 
BABY
Boisterous And Bouncy Youth
Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, inspired by Quantum Reid, Angela Brett's nephew - see his homepage at http://www.angelfire.com/az/lizreid/quantum.html
1984398 1984590 
BABY (2)
Burping And Belching Youth
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984398 1984590 
BABY BLUE
Bonnie And Bouncy, Your Bairn Looks Unusually Elegant
Tony McCoy O'Godfather
1984491 1984590 
BABY'S BRAIN
Begining At Birth You Saw, Behaved, Reasoned, Adapted, Interpreted Naturally!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Your site has engaged my mind far above all the others combined!  I suppose that being a <MATH WIZ> (I need to APRONYMIZE that!), with a strange sense-of-humor makes your site so appealing to what has been a longing in me since I started with a BABY'S BRAIN!
1984443 
BABY'S BRAIN (2)
Birthday!: A Beginning for Your Seeing, Behaving, Reasoning, Adapting, Interpreting Naturally!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.  Variation of <BABY'S BRAIN>, with attempt to start with punch!
1984443 
BACHELOR
Because Anyone Continuing His Education's Low On Romance?
Angela Brett, <B.SC.>
1984734 1984971 
BACKHOUSE
Becomes A Cesspool; Kaopectate Has Often, Undoubtedly, Stopped Evacuation
Patricia Rix
1984809 
BACK OFF
Beware A Cornered Kiwi - Offence Fires Fury.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 1984482 
BAD BOYS
Bold And Dangerous, Begetters Of Youthful Sins
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984569 
BADDIES
Beastly And Dastardly Deluded Individuals Executing Supercrimes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984254 
BADDIES (2)
Bad, Although Dribbling in Diapers Instead of Eliminating Superheroes
Angela Brett, when Tony suggested that most of MacGirl & KEYBOARD's enemies would be back in kindergarten at the year 2000 because they'd think the date had reverted to 1900.
1984254 
BAFFLE
Boy Adored For Finding Love Elsewhere
Rico Leffanta, to go with <WAFFLE>
1984365 
BAGHDAD
Before Americans Get Here, Dozens Are Dying
Angela Brett (this acronym could be either for or against the war in Iraq... am I referring to the dozens being killed while US troops are on the way to Baghdad, or those killed by Saddam Hussein before the war started?)
1984371 1984812 
BAGHDAD (2)
Bewildered American Grunts Hurt, Dying And Desperate
Chris Kjelgaard
1984371 
BAGHDAD (3)
Bested Arabs Grimly Hatch Death And Destruction
Chris Kjelgaard
1984371 
BAGHDAD (4)
Bush's Arabian Gamble Harms Delicate Alliance Diplomacy
Chris Kjelgaard
1984371 
BAGHDAD (5)
Bush's Awesome Gift: Humans Dead, Alliances Destroyed
Chris Kjelgaard
1984371 
BAGHDAD (6)
Blair And George Happy Diplomatic Approach Discarded
Chris Kjelgaard
1984371 
BAGPIPES
Big Army Guys Playing It Perhaps Epitomises Scotland
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984680 
BAGPIPES (2)
Blaring At Graduating People In Procession, Emulating Scotland.
Angela Brett, while walking in a procession through the streets of Palmerston North as some bagpipes were played at her graduation.
1984473 1984680 
BAHAMAS
Because (of) A Hot And Moist Atmosphere - Shorts.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BAHRAIN
Bright, Arid, Hot Region - An Independent Nation.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BAKER HANS
Befriends Albert Klages, Eventually Recounts His Adventure 'Ncluding Shipwreck
Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984905 
BALCONY
Breasts Arranged Lovingly Concealing Only Nipples Yearning
Rico Leffanta
1984443 
BALD SPOT
Began Aging, Lost Dulled Strands - Particularly On Top.
Angela Brett
1984443 
BALL AND CHAIN
Bride Always Laughs Lovingly And Never Dreams Consort Has Any Idea Naturally
Rico Leffanta
1984734 
BALLAST
Balancing Any Love Lost Against Sex Tonight
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
BALLS
Basically A Leather Lump, Sportswise
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
BALLS (2)
Bounces Across Level Laid Sportsfields
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
BALZAC
Biblical Attitudes Laud Zion And Concubines
Rico Leffanta
1984335 
BANANAS
Bend's Apparently Natural - Avoid Non-Appetising Skin
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
BAN ANIMAL ACTS
Begin A New Attraction, Not Involving Mute Animals! Let All Circuses Trade Shamelessly
TMcCO'G
1984521 
BANFF
Be Aware - Nothing For Free
One of the coach drivers when Eric traveled to Banff, the main tourist town in the Rockies - it is mostly gift-shops and restaurants, and relatively expensive.
1984866 
BANG
Back Away, Noise Generator.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after I offered him some <ENCOURAGEMENT> for collecting more sounds.
1984653 
BANG (2)
Bloody Awful Noise Generated
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984653 
BANGLADESH
Buddhist Asian Nation. Ganges' Levels Actuate Diseases, Ending in Starving Hordes.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BANJO
Basically A Noisy Jangly Object
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984680 
BANK
Blast! Account Not Known!
Angela Brett
1984602 
BANK (2)
Bonds And Notes Kept.
Roger Williams
1984602 
BANK (3)
Bounce Another Nineball Keenly.
Roger Williams
1984581 
BANKRUPT
Broke And Now Kindly Responds Unable Pay Terms
Rico Leffanta
1984602 
BANQUO
By Appearing (at) Night Quite Unsettles Others
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Macbeth
1984500 
BAPTISTA
Bullied Abused Parent - Termagant Is Soon Taken Away
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
1984503 
BAR
Barney's A Regular/Resident!
Angela Brett
1984773 1984542 
BAR (2)
Bring Along Rowdies!
Patricia Rix
1984773 1984542 
BAR (3)
Beers Aren't Rationed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984773 1984542 
BAR (4)
Beer's Available Readily
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984773 1984542 
BAR (5)
Belch Again, Repeatedly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984773 1984542 
BARBADOS
Barbadians Are Rum Brewers And Depend On Sugar.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BARBARA
BeachBoys Anthem Recording 'Bout A Romantic Adolescence
Tony McCoy O'Grady (who knows that the Beach Boys song was Barbara Ann)
1984272 1984422 
BARBIE
Basically A Rich Bimbo In Effigy
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984266 1985055 
BARCODES
"Black-and-white Arrangement" Reading Computers Offer Dealers Enhanced Stocktaking
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984518 1984605 
BARDOLPH
Boozy And Regularly Drunk - Of Little Practical Help
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
1984506 
BARDOLPH (2)
Basically A Rogue Devoid Of Lawfulness, Piety, Honesty
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
1984392 
BARF
Blasting Away Regurgitated Food
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
BARF (2)
Begetting A Rainbow Fountain
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
BARGAIN
Buyer Acquired "Resources = Great" Amount Invested Near/Nil!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984605 
BARGAIN (2)
Business Acumen Requires Grasping Accurately Investment Needs/Numerically!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984605 
BARIUM
Before A Radiograph Is Unpopular Meal
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
BARNEY GUMBLE
Beer's A Real Necessity - Ensure You Gulp Unceasingly, Man, Bemoaning Lost Education
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984890 
BAROMETER RISING
Being A Recounting Of Maritime Explosion Time -- Events Render Rapscallions Impotent, Shove Innocent Nearer Gethsemane
Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Hugh McLennan.
1984914 
BARREL-LOL
Being Amused, Riotously Raucous Excessive Laughter - Look Out Listeners!
Started by Angela Brett, perfected by Tony McCoy O'Grady. A play on 'barrel roll.'
1984509 
BARRISTER
Begins (on) A Retainer, Regularly Instructed,  Succeeds To Extract Refreshers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984752 
BART
Boy's A Real Troublemaker
Angela Brett
1984890 
BART (2)
Brat Anagram - Rightly, Too!
Angela Brett
1984890 
BASEBALL
Bring A Seat Easer, Because Amusement Lasts Long
Patricia Rix
1984581 
BASEBALL (2)
Bring A Stick, Elevate Ball Across Local Lot
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
BASE JUMPING
Brainless Asses Scale Edifices & Jump Using Miniature Parachute If Nearing Ground
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984824 
BASIC
Began At Seven, I'd Conjecture
Angela Brett, whose brothers forced her into BASIC programming pretty much as soon as she could read.
1984512 
BASILISK
Breath Apparently Slays, Its Look Is Similarly Killing
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984935 
BASKETBALL
Ballgame Attracts Some Kids (Extremely Tall) Building Athletic Long Legs
Tony McHoops O'Grady
1984581 
BASS
Bold And Seldom Subtle
Jason Wilcox
1984680 
BASSANIO
Becomes A Successful Suitor - Abundantly Noble In Outlook
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
1984440 
BASSIANUS
By Abducting Saturninus's Sweetheart Initiates A Nasty Ugly Story
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus
1984263 
BASTARD
Buy A Second Ticket And Receive Discount.
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <SHOVE OFF>)
1984515 
BATH
Beware A Toweled Hitchhiker
Angela Brett (see <SPA>)
1984980 
BATH (2)
Basically A Tub, Heated
Eric Bridgstock
1985013 
BATH (3)
Brilliant Archimedes's Tub of H20
Eric Bridgstock
1985013 
BATHROOM
Built As To Help Removal Of Our Motions
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984809 
BATTERIES
Began A Trip Thinking Extra Required... Instead, Existing Survived.
Angela Brett, who took plenty of batteries with her to Palmerston North only to find that the ones already in her Newton lasted the whole trip. (Well, apart from the last few hours on the bus. But they would have survived that easily if they hadn't been a third used to begin with. If you're not happy with the slight deception, change it to 'Eight's Sufficient' in your head.)
1984518 
BATTLEFIELD
Big Area That Took Lives (of) Enemy Forces. Is Everyone Left Dying?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984812 1984245 
BATTLES
Brilliant Application That Tabulates Listless Ex-Soldiers
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <DETECTIVE>)
1985019 
BATTLE TANK
Bush Artfully Targets Threat-Lapsed Enemy, Totally Avoiding North Korea
Chris Kjelgaard
1984764 1984572 
BAUD
Blazing Access Using Dialup
Steve Keate
1984419 
BAYOU
Blue As Young Orbison's Uncle
Rico Leffanta
1984527 
BAYWATCH
Boobs Are Yawning Whilst A Timex Changes Hours
Rico Leffanta
1984524 
BBN
Building Better Networks
BBN = Bolt, Baranek & Newman, one of the companies that helped build the infrastructure of the internet.
1984242 1984419 
BBRV
Bit Big; Removed Vowels
ngl Brtt (c <ABBREVIATIONS>)
1984314 
BE
Bankrupt Enterprise
Angela Brett
1984308 1984299 
BEACH
Between Earth And Curved Horizon
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984527 
BEACH (2)
Bugblatter? Eyes Are Covered, Hooray!
Angela Brett (see <SPA> - '...wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very ravenous)')
1984980 
BEACH (3)
Beware Exposing Anything Covered in Hair
Tony McCoy O'Grady (using towels to maintain modesty when changing into swimwear is tricky)
1984980 
BEACH BOYS
Barbra & Excitations Are Chorally Harmonised By Ocean-loving Young Surfers.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984416 
BEARD
Bushy Entanglement After Razor's Ditched
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
BEARS
Big Endearing Animals, Rough & Shaggy
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
BEATLES
Brian Epstein's Awesomely Talented Liverpudlians.  Epitomised Sixties.
Eric Bridgstock
1984416 
BEATLES (2)
Best Ever All Time Lyricists, Entertainers and Singers
Eric Bridgstock
1984416 
BEATLES (3)
Began Everything About The Liverpudlian Electronic Sound
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984416 
BEATRICE
Becomes Emotional After Thinking Romance Is Comedic Enterprise
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
1984530 
BEAUTIFUL
Beholder's Eye Assumes Useful Talent In Finding Uncommon Loveliness
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985013 
BEAVER
Barrier Erecting And Very Energetic Rodent
Patricia Rix
1984494 
BEAVERS
Brown Engineering Animals Voraciously Erecting River-blocking Structures
Dustan Dowsing and Angela Brett, During 'Angry Beavers'
1984494 
BE BACK LATER
Busybody Ends By Adjourning Conversation, Keeps Linkage Alive Through Eventually Returning
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 
BECHTEL
Big Engineering Contracts Hardened "Threat-Ending" Line
I knew what I wanted to say and tried different combinations until I found a suitable one. (I'm sure this is what everyone does!)
1984308 
BE CIVIL
Begin Exercising Caution, Ignore Vehement Intemperate Language
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984533 
BED
Blank Eyed Doze
Mary Carr (Angela's mother)
1984578 
BED (2)
Bloody Eyed Drunk
Mary Carr
1984578 
BED (3)
Beneath Exciting Duvet
Mary Carr
1984578 
BEDCOVER
Basic Esprit De Corps Offers Virgins Eventual Repentance
Rico Leffanta
1984536 1984365 
BEDIVERE
Boyhood Escapades Developed Into Very Elegant Romantic Errantry.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984461 
BEE
Buzzes Everyone Everywhere
Eric Bridgstock
1984689 
BEE (2)
Busy Entomological Entity
Roger Williams
1984689 
BEEF
BSE Endangered English Farms
Angela Brett
1984467 1984488 
BEE GEES
Bursting Everyone's Eardrums to Give an Enviable Element to Silence
Angela Brett. (And I don't really think they're that bad!)
1984416 
BEEHIVE
Brings Extra Elevation... Hair Is Vertical Extremity
Angela Brett
1985013 
BEER
Brewer's Exciting Effervescence, Rabblerouser.
Mary Carr
1984542 
BEER (2)
Bubbly Elixir Everyone Relishes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984542 
BEER (3)
Beverage Erotically Exciting Rogues
Jerry Ryan PER Hoboken Elks Lodge #74
1984542 
BEER (4)
Because Everyone Enjoys Recklessness
My Brain
1984542 
BEES
Brunch Entries Encircling Sodas
Rico Leffanta (see <PICNIC>)
1984692 
BEG
Best Expand Generously
Jeff Anonymous, saying, 'Capital phrases just BEG for expansion, you know...'
1984320 
BEHIND THE EIGHT BALL
Balefully, Everything He'd Invested Never Developed. Then He Erringly Engaged In Gambling; He Then Borrowed Awfully Large Loans.
Roger Williams
1984605 1984311 
BEHOLD, THE AMAZING ANGELA, AS SHE ATTEMPTS TO CREATE THE WORLD'S LONGEST ACRONYM, SURPASSING TONY... ALTHOUGH HE'LL PROBABLY BEAT IT AGAIN VERY QUICKLY.
Because Each Honour Of Lexicographic Display's Taken, Here's Extremely Arduously Made Acronym. Zealous Initiator Now Gets A New Gold, 'Excessively Lengthy Acronym' Award, Surpassing Shorter Heroic Effort. A Trying Task, Exceptionally Many Puzzles To Solve. Takes One Concentration, Reading English Archives, Thesaurus Entries, Then Having Eighty Winks. Often Ruminating Lying Down, She Lazily Outdid Next Greatest Expansion So Tony's Authority's Challenged - Ready Or Not, You've Met Some Unwanted Rivalry. Proudly Angela Shows Superiority In 'Nymic Genius, Though On Next Year's Acronym List Tony'll Have Outdone Unwieldy, Godawful, Hard-won Honourable Entry. Luckily, Listing Program's Released Openly Before Any Better Lettering's Yielded By Enraged Anthony. This Is Truly Angela's Goal Attained, In Narrow Victory - End's Reached, Yippee! Questionable Undertaking Is Completed, Kindly Laugh & Yell.
Angela Brett, shortly before releasing <ACRONYMS> 2.1.
1984545 
BEIGE
Bright, Excitable Irish Guy's Enjoyable.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984491 
BEIGEPHONE
Basically Emits Indecipherable Garbage... Each Person Hears Only Noise, Essentially.
Angela Brett (The beigephone is the windoze user's equivalent of MacGirl's <MACPHONE>)
1984344 
BELARUS
Borders Edge Latvia And Russia, Used-to-be Socialists.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BELGIUM
Begins Even & Low-lying, Graduates Into Upland Mass.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BELIZE
Banana Exporting Lightens Its Zigzag Economy.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BELLE DU JOUR
Between Each Leg Lust Escapes Doing Unspeakable Jokes On Unscrupulous Romances
Rico Leffanta
1984287 
BELLOW
Bull Emits Loudness, Look Out Walkers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984653 
BELLYACHE
By Eating Loads & Loads, You Ache Catastrophically, Heavy Emissions
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
BELLYBUTTON
Babyhood External Lifesupport Left You (with) Beginning of Umbilical Tube, Tied Off Neonatally.
Angela Brett
1984443 
BELLY LAUGHS
Beautifully Executed Laughter Letters. You Levitate Above Usual Grotty Halfhearted Samples.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading <LOL IN COSMOS>.
1984509 
BEN
Boings Evoke Newstime
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Big Ben's chimes are used for the introduction to a UK TV news bulletin)
1984356 1984881 1984707 
BENEDICK
Beatrice Eventually Needs Emotional Display In Consummating Kiss
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
1984530 
BENEFIT
Because Everyone Needs Extra Funds In Tragedies
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984602 
BEN-HUR
Beautifully Encapsulates Noble Hebrew Under Romans.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
BE NICE TO EDWIN, HE MADE THE FORA
Berating Edwin's Not-In-Capitals Expansions? That's One Etiquette 'Don't'. We Implicitly Need His Expertise, Making A Dynamic Epistle-Trader. However, Expansions in Future Oughtabe Right Acronymically.
Jeff Anonymous, as a modification of Angela's initial draft of <BE NICE TO EDWIN, HE MADE THE FORUMS>.
1984722 
BE NICE TO EDWIN, HE MADE THE FORUMS
Berating Edwin's Not-In-Capitals Expansions? That's One Etiquette 'Don't'. We Implicitly Need His Expertise, Making A Dynamic Epistle-Trader. However, Expansions in Future Ought Really Use Majuscule Starters
Angela Brett (with help from Tony McCoy O'Grady) in response to <CAPITAL LETTERS PLEASE>.
1984722 
BE NICE TO PEOPLE
Berating Enemies Never Initiates Companionship. Exceed The Other Person's Expectations by Openly Proclaiming Love as Equals.
Angela Brett
1984533 
BENIN
Basically Exports Nuts In Numbers.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BENNY
Berk Eroticised Near-Naked Youngwomen
TMcCO'G - referring to Benny Hill
1984827 
BE RIGHT BACK
Briefly Ending Relationship (I'll Go Have Tea) But Am Coming Kcab :-)
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 
BERKELIUM
Bombardment Effectively Reduced (a) Known Element Little-by-little Into Unstable Mass.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
BERN DELL
Basically, 'E's Really Nice. (Dollars Expected - Laud's Lucrative!)
Angela Brett
1984377 
BEROWNE
Becomes Enraptured (by) Rosaline, Overwhelmed - With Nubile Encouragement
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
1984548 
BERTHA
Brilliance Everyone Related To Her Admires
Angela Brett (the name Bertha comes from berht, an Ancient Germanic word meaning "Brilliant.")
1984422 
BERTRAM
Bestows Especial Ring, Thus Rightly Accepts Marriage
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
1984551 
BERYLLIUM
Basically Exposure Resistant Yes? Lasts a Longtime. It's Used More-and-more
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
BESSEL
Bloody Expansions of Series Solutions... Extremely Laborious!
Angela Brett, who has just learnt about Bessel functions which take way too much writing to figure out.
1984293 
BESSEL AND NEPTUNE
Bessel's Equations Struggled to Show Existence, Leverrier & Adams' Numbercrunching Deduced New Edge-lying Planet's Tenor. Undisputed, Now - Elementary!
Angela Brett
1984293 1984386 
BEST FRIEND
Buddy - Especially So! Trusted For Reference In Extreme Need & Danger
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
BESTIAL
Behaviour's Excessive? Stupid Twits Imply Animal Likeness
Tony McCoy O'Grady [The word 'bestial' is rarely applied to animals, but usually to some (unapproved-of) human behaviour]
1984704 
BESTIALITY
Being Enslaved Sexually To Indecent Animal 'Loving' Is Totally Yucky
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984365 1984494 
BETA
Begin Experimental Testing Activities
TMcCO'G
1984299 
BETA (2)
Before Exposing The Artefact
TMcCO'G
1984299 
BETA (3)
Because Every Test's Affirmative
Sean Lamb
1984299 
BETHLEHEM
Birth's Exceptional, The Heralds Laud & Extol. He's Evidently Messiah
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 1984371 
BETTY PERSKE
Better Eat To Treat Yourself; Passion Entreats Romantic Stolen Kisses Endlessly
Rico Leffanta (Betty Perske is better known as Lauren Bacall)
1984851 
BEVERLYHILLS
Bet Everyone's Very Exceedingly Rich. Love Your House, Ida! Let's Lunch Soon.
TuffGuyInLA (Mario) came up with this on a road trip from San Francisco to Los Angeles that he was forced to endure.  Now he LIVES in LA.... No escaping destiny.  Sigh.
1984371 
BEWARE OF DOG
Believe Exhortations! Woofs And Roars Echo Over Fence. Don't Open Gate!
Roger Williams
1984494 
BHANG
Bums Harvest Addictive, Narcotic Greenery
Angela Brett
1984554 
BHASKARA
Biddurian Heaps Ahead of Some Kingdoms - Attained Reals, Almost.
Angela Brett (Bhaskara understood zero and negative numbers long before Europeans.)
1984293 
BHUTAN
Between Himalayan Uplands - Tibetans And Nepalese.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BIANCA
Becomes Irritated At Nonsensical Courtship Arrangements
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew
1984503 
BIAS
Because I'm an Apple Supporter?
Angela Brett thinking that there's no reason to be biassed toward Apples unless there's some reason why I prefer them in the first place, so then it's not really bias, it's <BIAS (2)>
1984317 
BIAS (2)
Because It's Actually Superior
Angela Brett (see <BIAS>)
1984317 
BIBCOCK
Basically Its Bent Conduit Outfitting Commercial Kitchens
Rico Leffanta
1984467 
BIBLE
Books Inside Book, Lasting Evangelism
Angela Brett
1984326 1984914 
BIBLE (2)
Believers Instruction Book - Life Encompassing
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 1984914 
BIBLE (3)
Basic Instruction By Life's Engenderer
George Rix
1984326 1984914 
BIBLE (4)
Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth
Jide Alakija, Read the bible everyday and it just suddenly clicked one day what the bible meant to me.
1984326 1984914 
BIDET
Bathe Intimate Developments Every Time
Rico Leffanta
1984578 
BIG
Behold Its Greatness!
Angela Brett
1984278 
BIG APPLE
Busses' Intercity Grub Acquisition Pleases Proprietors - Lotsa Eating.
Angela Brett, when the intercity bus she was on made a refreshment stop at the Big Apple restaurant.
1984773 
BIG BROTHER
Being In 'Goldfish Bowl' Really Opens Their Hearts -- Extreme Recreation.
Angela Brett, referring to the pandemic of TV series in which a group of people enter a compound full of TV cameras (compound eyes!) and are 'evicted' one by one until the last one gets a prize. Meanwhile they are made to do strange tasks (extreme recreation) and tend to find out a lot about themselves in the process (extreme re-creation.)
1984524 
BIG BUM
Buttocks of Immense Gravity Belittling Usual Measurements
Angela Brett, after 'BIG BUM' had been used many times to illustrate a point concerning this stack.
1984443 
BIG BUM (2)
Being Immensely Gargantuan, (I) Bother Underwear Manufacturers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
BIG BUTTER
Butter Increases Glutton's Buttock, Unless They Take up Exercising Regularly
Angela Brett
1984467 1984488 
BIG DENT
Banged Into Garage - Didn't Even Notice it There.
Angela Brett
1984572 
BIGGEST HEAD
Because I'm Genuinely Great, Everyone Seems To Have Extreme Animosity Disorder :-)
TMcCO'G
1984704 
BIGGEST HEAD (2)
"Brilliant" Individuals Generally Get Egotistical, Showing They Have Excessively Auto-Deceived
TMcCO'G
1984704 
BIG GOAL: LEAP!
Believe In God. God Obey. Advance Love. Love / Encourage / Affirm People!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984326 
BIG GUNS
Bitwise Information Gurus Guide University of Nottingham's Scientists
Angela Brett (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
BIG HUG
Blatantly Impetuous Gesture, Happiness Usually Generated.
Angela Brett, whose nieces love the <TELETUBBIES>.
1984362 
BIG PROFITS
By Increasing Gross Prices, Rip Off From Idiotically Thick Shoppers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 
BIG SMILE
Because It's Great! So Many Incredibly Lovely Events!
Angela Brett
1984509 
BILBO
Belittled Ignoramus Likes Boring Others.
Carl Brett
1984893 
BILL
Big, If Lunchers Linger
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 1984467 
BILL CLINTON
Bill Is Lusty Leader: Constantly Lets Interns' Nether Territories Overshadow Nation
Chris Kjelgaard
1984365 1984389 
BILL GATES
Billionaire Is Learning Little - Greatly Advantageous To Escape (his) System.
Angela Brett
1984332 1984677 
BILL GATES (2)
Big Idiot Living Like God. A Toupee Exceedingly Sloppy.
Mysterious Shadow
1984332 1984677 
BILL GATES (3)
Became Insanely Lucrative Lunatic, Gains Assloads of Tokens Exporting Sh*tware
delt (thought of it this morning)
1984332 1984677 
BILLING
Big & 'In Lights' List Includes 'Named' Guys
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984521 
BIMBO
Brainless Individual, Meretricious Blonde Ornament.
Angela Brett
1985013 1984704 
BINGO
Biddies In Neighbourhood Gamble Openly
Tony McCoy O'Grady - Bingo (where I live) is played mainly by older women in local community halls
1984647 
BINS
Bringing It Nearer Still
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to an abbreviation for binoculars.
1984353 
BINS (2)
Bumf Is Neatly Stored
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
BIOLOGY
By Investigation Of Life, One Gains Yang?
Tony McCoy O'Grady and Angela Brett
1984398 
BIONIC
Believe It Or Not, I'm Cybernetic!
Angela Brett
1984398 
BIOS
Boots In One Second
Angela Brett (BIOS actually stands for Basic Input Output System)
1984299 
BIRCH
Believe-me, Its Rods Can Hurt
TMcCO'G
1985043 
BIRDBRAIN
Bimbo Is Remarkably Dim, Blonde Ringlets Apparently Indicating Naivete
Tony McCoy O'Chauvinist
1984497 
BIRDS AND BEES
Bloke's Inadequate Redfaced Discussion (with) Son, Awkwardly Noting Differences Between Each & Every Sexuality.
Angela Brett
1984398 1984365 
BIRDS AND BEES (2)
Birth & Inception Rarely Discussed Sometimes Arouses Needless Dithering. Be Explicit & Explain Sexuality
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984398 1984365 
BIRDS AND BEES (3)
Being Irish, Reserved Daughter's Sexual Awakening Naturally Demands Biology Education  Embarrassing Sheila.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984398 1984365 
BIRTHDAY
Because It's Really Tough Having Death Anniversaries Yearly!
Angela Brett
1984563 
BIRTHDAY GIRL
Blimey, I've Relished Three-hundred-and-sixty-five Happy Days! Another Year Gone In Remarkable Life
Tony McCoy O'Grady, on Angela's birthday.
1984563 
B IS FOR BA
Bird Identifies Soul For Old Religion's Believing Adherents.
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <C IS FOR CAATINGA>)
1984326 
BISHOP
Bigwig Is Supposed to Hear & Obey Pope
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
BISHOP OF WINCHESTER
Bitter, Intensely Schemer Holder Of Powerful Office. Finally - When Is Named Cardinal He Eventually Succumbs To Ego-bashing Repentance
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry VI
1984566 
BISMUTH
Bisodol Is Still Much Used Treating Hangovers!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
BIT
Brief, Insignificant Time
Roger Williams
1984356 
BITCH
Bring It To Cheap Hotel
Acronymous Anonymous
1984497 
BITCH (2)
Button It To Conserve Health
Acronymous Anonymous
1984497 
BITE ME
Blonde's Invited To Eat My Epidermis
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 
BITE ME (2)
Barb Intended To Enrage Most Everyone
Jerry Ryan PER Hoboken Elks Lodge #74
1984497 
BITSCHS
Bring Information Technology to the School of Community Health Sciences
Angela Brett (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
BITWISE
Boolean Instructions Tackle Words In Single Elements
Angela Brett
1984512 
BITWISE (2)
Bringing Information Technology Wisdom Into School Environment.
Angela Brett (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
BIZARRE
Brilliant Idea, Zany Attitude Riotous Reaction Ensued
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
BIZARRE (2)
Babies In Zoos Are Routinely Re-sold Elsewhere
Rico Leffanta
1984278 1984398 
BLACK
Basically Lightless, As Coal / Kohl
Angela Brett
1984491 
BLACK (2)
Boycott, Lacking A Colleague's Kindness
Tony McCoy O'Grady (to 'black' something is to ban it)
1984362 
BLACK (3)
Basically Lacking All Colour Knowledge
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984491 
BLACK CAT
Brings Luck (Alternately Calamity) Keep Crossing A Trail
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
BLACK SHEEP
Blackguard Lamb Actually Caught Knitting Sweaters Heartlessly Earning Extra Profit
Rico Leffanta
1984494 
BLACKSMITH
Big Lumbering Artisan Crafting Knives & Swords - Metal Is Terribly Hot
TMcCO'G
1984485 
BLACKSTONE
British Lawyer Authored "Commentaries", Keenly Saving Tomes Of Notable Expoundings.
Roger Williams
1984476 1984332 
BLACK WIDOW
Begins Lunch After Coitus, Killing With Instinct During Orgasmic Withdrawal
Tony McCoy O'Grady, whose wife looks stunning in black and to whom he regularly refers as his "Black Widow"
1984689 
BLADDER
Bilious Liquids Are Deposited Daily, Easily Released
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
BLAH
Boring Lecture, All Humdrum.
Angela Brett
1984695 
BLAINE
Bad Liver Affected Infant's Name, Evidently
Angela Brett (the name Blaine comes from bla, a Gaelic word meaning "Yellow." I wonder how many babies were named Blaine because they were jaundiced.)
1984269 
BLAISE PASCAL
Blasted Little Annoyance Is Spamming Endlessly - Prison And Serving Community Are Likely!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, hypothesising about Pascal's descendants becoming supercriminals
1984788 
BLAKE
Buttered Limas Are Keen Eating
Kimberly
1984989 
BLANK PAGE
Beckoning Like A Naked K-road Prostitute... Acronymise! Generate Expansions!
Angela Brett, commenting on how a blank page seems to beg to be filled with acronyms. (K-road is Auckland's red light district.)
1984320 
BLARGH
Boredom Launches A Rather Good Headline
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela sent him an email with the rather uninspired subject line 'blargh.'
1984296 
BLAST
Bomb Leaves Air Smelling Terrible
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984764 
BLAST 'EM
Bin Laden's A Sadistic Terrorist - Evil Manifested
Angela Brett, who in general doesn't advocate blasting things but wanted to demonstrate an expansion containing 'Bin Laden'
1984812 
BLAST OFF
Burn Loads And Surge Through Our Fragile Firmament
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984386 
BLASTOISE
Blasting Liquid Adds Speed - Third One In Squirtle Evolution
Angela Brett (Blastoise is Pokemon #9)
1984284 
BLASTOISE (2)
Being Large And Strong Triumphs Only In Some Encounters
Dundee (Blastoise is Pokemon #9)
1984284 
BLEEP
Bad Language Erased to Eliminate Profanity
Angela Brett, to replace some offensive acronyms which were removed from the stack.
1984470 
BLESSED
Being Loved Especially Should Secure Eventual Deification
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
BLESSING
Boys Love Easy Sex Socially Identifiying Needy Girls
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
BLEST
Benevolent Lord Extends Special Treatment
Saint Tony McCoy O'Grady, who hopes that Blest [as searched for on the Acronyms website] is not a Pokemon character, but the older spelling of Blessed.
1984326 
BLIMP
Balloon's Lines Impede Marauding Planes
TMcCO'G
1984572 
BLIND
Blighted Lifetime In Neverending Darkness
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
BLINKY
Bothersome Little Interfering Nettlesome Koala? Yes!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984839 
BLISS
Become Languid In Satisfactory Sensations
Patricia Rix
1984644 
BLISS (2)
Bodily Luxury Is Something Sublime
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984644 
BLOCKAGE
Brain's Lack Of Clarity Kiboshes A Genius's Expressions
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Jeff's <ACRONYMISTS' BLOCK> was cured by his <EPSOM SALT> acronym, and Angela pointed out that Epsom salt cures more than one type of blockage.
1984314 
BLOCKAGE (2)
Bottom's Lack Of Clearance Keeps All Garbage Enclosed?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
BLOKE
Big Lunk Of King's English
Rico Leffanta
1984569 
BLOW
Breathe Like Oral Wind
Angela Brett
1984275 
BLOW (2)
Bulging Lips Offer Wind
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
BLOW JOB
Begin Loving Orally - With Jaws Opened Broadly
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after watching an 'expose' TV programme on teenage sex in England.
1984365 
BLOW ME
Breathe Loving Over Willy, My Enamoured
TMcCO'G
1984365 
BLOW MY OWN TRUMPET
Brilliant Lady, One Will Meet Your Own Wishes, Now 'Thousands' Replaces Utterly Modest, Personally-Effacing 'Tons'.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Angela suggested changing the 'Tons' in his <TONY (4)> with the more accurate and impressively unexaggerated 'Thouands'.
1984311 
BLOWN AWAY!
Blimey! Loads Of Wonderful New Acronyms. Wordsmiths Adore You!
Angela Brett, when Tony produced a particularly good round of acronyms.
1984320 
BLUBBER
Butter Lovers Usually Bloat, By Eating Relentlessly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 1984398 
BLUE
Badly Lovesick? Unhappy, Emotionally...
Angela Brett
1984491 
BLUE (2)
Brings Laziness Unto Extremes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984491 
BLUE (3)
Below Life's Usual Excitement
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984491 1984644 
BLUE (4)
Blue Lakes. Unbounded Expanses.
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984491 1984527 
BLUEBERRY IMAC
Bad Luck, Underfed Ethiopians... Barely Edible Repast. Return Yours, I'll Make A Casserole.
Angela Brett
1984797 
BLUECURVE
Budding Linux Utility Engineers Create Unix to Redhat's Vision Excellently
Sean Lamb (Bluecurve is the name for RedHat's window manager; it's supposed to be "the" window manager combining features of both KDE and GNOME)
1984668 
BLUECURVE (2)
Bad Linux User Experiences Cast Uncertainty on Redhat's Very Existence
Sean Lamb (Bluecurve is the name for RedHat's window manager; it's supposed to be "the" window manager combining features of both KDE and GNOME)
1984668 
BLUE HAWAII
Balderdash Let Ukelele-playing Elvis Have Amours With Assorted Indistinguishable Ingenues.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
BLUR
Britpop Leaders, Unrivalled Rockers.
Eric Bridgstock
1984416 
BLUSH
Blameworthiness Looses Unwelcome Scarlet Hue
Timothy Chambers
1984275 
BMW
Break My Wallet
Rob s
1984242 1984710 
BOAST
Blatantly Overemphasise Attributes & Show-off Talents.
Angela Brett
1984275 
BOAST (2)
Brag Or Avaunt, Skite Terribly
Angela Brett
1984275 
BOAST (3)
Bascially, One Always Seems Terrific.
Edwin Hermann
1984275 
BOATS
Best Ones Are Trailer-Sailers
Angela Brett
1984572 
BOB
Buoyant On Breakers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
BOB GELDOF
Bop On, Boys & Girls! (Expletive) Let's Defeat Obscene Famine
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984416 
BODACIOUS
Body's Obviously Desirable And Curvacious - I'll Ogle Unbelievable Silhouette.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
BODIES
'Bravery' Of Dead Is Euphemism: Stupidity!
Angela Brett
1984665 
BODY
Biological Organism Decaying You
Rico Leffanta
1984398 
BODY PIERCING
Bits Of Decorated Youths Perhaps It's Eye-Rings, Circlets In Navels/ Genitals
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984995 1984362 
BOGEY
Blowholes Over Gob Exude Yuckiness
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
BOLD
Brave, Or Lavishly Daring
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
BOLIVIA
Bolivar Originally Liberated It, Vigorous Industries & Agriculture.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BOLLOCKS
Burst Out Laughing Loudly Over Crass Knavish Smugness
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when he wished to sniggeringly deride some stupid remarks which someone made.
1984470 1984509 
BOLSTER
Brace Or Lift Something To Exalted Rank
Rico Leffanta
1984275 
BOLT
Bit Of Lovely Tweed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984941 
BOMB
Back Off! Manipulating B*tch!
PiMaster, after capitalising BOMB. (See <ANGELA (8)>)
1984497 
BOMB (2)
Bungled Once More Bigtime!
Roger Williams
1984764 
BOMBER
Billions Of Megatons Bring Earthly Ruin
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984455 1984572 
BOMBSHELL
Breasts Only Move Because Shaking Hips Excite Lusty Libidos
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
BONDAGE
Binding, Or Nastily Delimiting Activity, Generates Excitement
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984365 
BONDED
Baby Of New Dad Enjoys/Endures Doting
Angela Brett
1984590 
BONDI
Blue Of New, Dreamy iMac
Angela Brett... though Tony suggested 'Dashing,' rather than 'Dreamy.'
1984491 1984374 
BONES
Broken Ones Need Elevation & Support
Angela Brett
1984443 
BONGS
Bigwigs Ordered No Gear Sales
Angela Brett, after a law was passed prohibiting the sale of cannabis-smoking apparatus.
1984338 
BONUS
Blantantly Obvious Nude Under Sedation
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
BONUS (2)
Barrage Of Nonsense Undermine Superiority
Dundee
1984605 
BONUS (3)
Bankable Overtime Notches Up Salary
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 
BONUS (4)
Bastard Owners Negating Union Sacrifice
W. Kline
1984602 
BONUS (5)
Because One Needs Uplifted Salary
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984602 
BOOB
Bounces Out Of Bra
Angela Brett
1984443 
BOOBY TRAP
Breasts Outrageously Overflowing Brassiers Young Teenagers Reveal At Parties
Rico Leffanta
1984896 
BOOGER
Basic Opening Offers Green Excretion - Revolting
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984398 
BOOK
Bound Outlet Of Knowledge
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 1984437 
BOOKCASE
Bound Outlet Of Knowledge, Contents Are Sometimes Engrossing
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984578 
BOOKS IN THE BIBLE
Born Out Of Knowledge Scarcity, It's Necessary To Have Everyone Believing Inscriptions... Ban Looking Elsewhere.
Angela Brett
1984329 
BOOST
Burning Oxygen Offers Super Thrust
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984716 
BORACHIO
Braggart's Obedient Ruse Arouses Complete Havoc Involving Others
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
1984530 
BORED
Becoming Overly Reposed - Experience Depression
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984644 
BORED IN CLASS
Because Of Really Elementary, Dull Instruction, Now Completing Latest Acronyms Stack. See?
Angela Brett, who was getting ACRONYMS 2.2 ready for release during a boring class, and had to think of an acronym to import so that the stack would know it had Update List Grape.
1984695 
BOREDOM
Brain On Recess, Extreme Disuse Of Mind.
Angela Brett
1984644 
BORG
Bloody Organism, Robotically Genocidal
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984839 
BORG (2)
Bloody 'Orrible Robotic Guys!
Gavin Lambert
1984839 
BORG QUEEN
Beautiful Or Really Gruesome?  Questions Usually Entail Excess Notionalising
Gavin Lambert
1984839 1984659 
BORING
Breaking (Operating Rotary Instruments) New Ground
Angela Brett
1984275 
BORN FOR THE PORCH
Being Of Restful Nature, Find Oneself Returning To Hammock Everytime. Perhaps One Relishes Calm Happiness
TMcCO'G - who hopes he has grasped the meaning being sought by the person who searched for this phrase.
1984311 
BORN FREE
Breatifully Outlined Romantic Novel Featured Rapidly Endangered Environment
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Joy Adamson's book about a pride of lions in Africa.
1984914 
BOROMIR
Bravery Obliges Risk-taking; One Mistake Incurs Ruin
Patricia Rix
1984893 
BORON
Believers Opine (it's) Requirement in One's Nutrition.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
BOS
Bat Outta Shell
BOS = Base Operating System (IBM).  The kernel of AIX and the programs that consist of a base install are included in the BOS.
1984242 1984299 
BOSNIA & HERZEGOVINA
Basically One Small Neck Is Adriatic, However Extensive Rural Zones Ethnically-cleansed . Grisly Obscene Violence Is Now Abated.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BOSS
Bags Over-Sized Salary
Angela Brett
1984485 
BOSTON
Bay Of Spilt Tea - Oh No!
Angela Brett
1984872 1984731 
BOSTON (2)
Beans On Soggy Toast - Oh No!
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Boston is the home of Boston Baked Beans - a recipe involving haricot beans, a piece of ham, treacle, brown sugar, tomato puree and 4 hours in an oven.)
1984872 1984467 
BOTH
Bliss Of Togetherness, Hurrah!
joybutton
1984365 
BOTH BRAINCELLS KILLED
Bump On The Head Brings Really Awful Injuries, Now Can't Even Lift Legs. Some Knowledge Is Lost - Longterm Effect's Death.
Angela Brett
1984488 
BOTOX
Brought On To Ongoing Xaminations
Dennis Carr
1984338 1985016 
BOTSWANA
Bushmen Of The South Who Are Nomadic Africans.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BOTTLE
Blacked Out, Turned Turtle, Lying Expressionless
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984338 
BOTTOM
Big Orifices Treat Tons Of Merde!
Mary Carr/Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
BOTTOM LINE
Basis Of Trade - To Operate Many Lines Is Needless Expense
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 
BOTUSFLEMING
Before Operation The Urbane Surgeon Feels Like Extracting Mucus (Including Nasal Gloop)
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Botusfleming is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A small, long-handled steel trowel used by surgeons to remove the contents of a patient's nostrils prior to a sinus operation.')
1984767 
BOUNCES
Brassiered Orbs Under Nicely Contrived Elastic Supports
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
BOUNDARIES
Borders Of Unpleasant Neighbours Demand Agreement. Recognized Indicator Ensures Serenity
Tony McCoy/Hatfield
1984245 
BOUQUET
Bottles (Of Unusual Quality) Usually Exude Tannins
TMcCO'G
1984542 
BOURBON
Booze Our Uncle Relays Barefoot Obligating Nightcaps
Rico Leffanta, from when bourbon was "home brew" which barefoot hillbillies ran around delivering, especially during prohibition.  Of course, it was always someone's "uncle", and a delivery included the "nightcap" to ensure the brew was true.
1984542 
BOVINE
Beasts Obscuring View In Nature's Environment
Tony McCoy O'Greenspace
1984494 
BOWEL
Back Off... Wind Emission Likely.
Angela Brett
1984443 
BOWELS
Bottom Often Will Evacuate Liquids & Solids
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
BOWLING
Balls Occupy Waxed Lanes, Ideally; Not Gutters.
Roger Williams
1984581 
BOWMAN
Bent Over Weapons, Many Arrows Needed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984455 
BOXERS
Balls (Of XY-Endowed) Readily Swing
Angela Brett
1984896 
BOXERS (2)
Brains Often X-rayed - Extremely Repugnant 'Sportsmen'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
BOXING
Boys Outmaneuver Xena In Nailing Girls
Rico Leffanta
1984581 
BOXING DAY
Bustle Of Xmas Is Now Gone, Discounts Await You
Angela Brett
1984563 
BOYFRIEND
Brag Of Your First Romance... It's Everlasting, No Doubt.
Angela Brett
1984365 
BOY SCOUT
Basically Offers You Sex Camping Outdoors Under Tent
Rico Leffanta
1984362 
BOYS IN BLUE
Battling On Your Side - It's Not Bad Luck Unless (you're) Evil.
Angela Brett
1984752 
BOYZONE
Band Of Youths, Zero (Or Nil) Expertise
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984416 
BRA
Breast-Restraining Apparatus
Angela Brett
1984896 
BRA (2)
Breasts Remodelled/ Accentuated
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984896 
BRA (3)
Breast Realignment Appliance
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984896 
BRAD SAYS
Bully's Rough Advice Doesn't Summon A 'Yes, Sir!'
Angela Brett
1984362 
BRAHMAGUPTA
Brilliant Reasoning in Astronomy, Helped Mathematics And Geometry. Understood Progressions, Triangles & Areas.
Angela Brett
1984293 
BRAIDS
Bring Relative Alignment Into Disordered Strands
Angela Brett
1985013 
BRAIN
Biological Reckoner - Array of Interconnected Neurons.
Angela Brett
1984443 
BRAIN (2)
Biologic Reasoning Apparatus; Intelligence's Nest
Gavin Lambert
1984443 
BRAIN BOWL
Bright Resourceful Abecedarians Interrogated Nightly By Other Witty Learners.
Peter & Christina - The Brain Bowl Team participates in Jeopardy-like competition in a state-wide event every year.
1984740 1984581 
BRAKE
Brings to Rest All Kinetic Energy
Eric Bridgstock
1984584 
BRANDING
Buyers Remember A Name, Discredit If No Good
Angela Brett
1984605 
BRANDY
Beautifully Robust Alcohol Napoleon Drank, Yes?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984542 
BRASS
Brings Rapturous And Spectacular Singing
Jason Wilcox
1984680 
BRASSIERE
Breast-Restraining Apparatus, Sometimes Shown In Extremely Raunchy Exposes
Angela Brett and Steve Keate
1984896 
BRAT
Boyish Rogue And Tease!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
BRAT!
Blarney-kisser, Renowned As 'Tony'!
Patricia Rix, in response to Tony's <PETTER (2)>.
1984497 
BRAT (2)
Bad Radically Active Teenager
Rulgnaj Yerdon
1984362 
BRATS
Behaviour Raises Adult's Total Scorn
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
BRAVO
Beg Repeat - Audience's Vehement Ovation
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984521 
BRAZIL
Bird-infested Rainforests - Amazon Zone Intensely Lush
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BREAD OF LIFE
Buy Regularly, Eat And Die Or Follow Love's Inspiration For Eternity
Rico Leffanta
1984326 
BREAD, PASTA, CEREAL, POTATOES
Begin Right Eating And Dieting Properly. A Sensibly Trained Attitude (Coupled with Exercising Regularly) Enhances A Lifestyle. Put Off Those After-eating Treats Or Extra Servings
Tony McThinAsAWhippet O'Grady
1984467 
BREAK
Balls Rest Easily After Kicking
Rico Leffanta
1984398 
BREAK IT DOWN
Because Really Enormous Adversity Kills Inspiration, Try Decomposing Opponent & Winning Nonhastily.
Angela Brett
1984533 
BREAST
Beautiful, Round, Entertaining, Appetising, Supple,  Tittilating.
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
1984443 
BREAST (2)
Becomes Really Erect After Some Tweaking
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
1984443 
BREASTS
Babies Rarely Ever Attempt Suckling Two Simultaneously!
Angela Brett
1984443 
BREASTS (2)
Blondes Request Expensive And Sometimes Troublesome Sugery.
Angela Brett
1984443 1985013 
BREASTS (3)
Beautifully Rounded, Extremely Arousing, Sometimes Terribly Sensitive
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
BREEZE
Beautifully Refreshing Emanation. Enjoy Zephyr's Effects
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984638 
BRENDA
British Royals Epithet Newsmagazine Designated Apparently
Tony McCoy O'Grady (HRH Queen Elizabeth II is scurrillously referred to as "Brenda" in Private Eye magazine.)
1984266 1984659 
BREW
Beer Revolts Every Woman
Rico Leffanta
1984542 1984365 
BRIBE
Big Remittance Is Brash Enough
Roger Williams
1984605 
BRIDAL
Blushes, Repeating "I Do" About Lover
Tony McCatch-the-Bouquet O'Grady
1984734 
BRIDE AND GROOM
Brilliantly Rigged-out In Dress & Evening-suit A Nuptial Duo Graciously Race Off On Matrimony
Tony McCoy O'I-Do
1984734 
BRIDGE COMMANDER
Boat's Ruler Issues Directives, Gives Every Command Or Manages Men. Assures Naval Directives Enforced Rigorously
Tony McAyeAye O'Grady
1984587 
BRIDGES
Busy Road If Deep Gorge's Elaborately Spanned
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984527 1984572 
BRIEF ENCOUNTER
Brilliantly Restrained, Intensely Erotic Flm. Epic Noel Coward Ouevre Using, Notoriously, The English Railway.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
BRIEFS
Basic Requirement Is Explanation For Solicitor
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
BRIGADIER
Begins Reasonably Intelligently - Gradually Abates - Disimproving Intellect Enforces Retirement
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984587 
BRIGHTNESS OF HOPE
'Bad Reasoning' Is Good; Helping Them Not Expect Sad Swings Of Fortune Highlights Opportunities (of) Preventing Emergencies.
Angela Brett ('Bad reasoning' referring to the idea that hope in a particularly bleak situation is illogical.)
1984311 1984362 
BRILLIANT
Bright Resounding Idea - Let's Leave It Alone, Not Tamper
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
BRITAIN
Big Royalist Institution - They're An Island Nation
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BROCK
Badger's Rare (Or Cant?) Knickname
Tony McCoy O'Grady - Brock is a rare word for a badger in England (I'm not really sure if it qualifies as a 'cant' term but the lettering was inviting)
1984494 
BROKE FEMALE
Bills, Rent Or Kids... Expenses Forever! Egocentric Male Always Loses Employment.
Angela Brett
1984569 1984602 
BROKEN HEART
Beloved Romeo Often Kissed Enchantingly, Now He's Ended Amorous Relationship Tearfully.
Angela Brett
1984365 
BROMINE
Believed to Reduce Obsessions Militarily It's No-longer Employed.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
BRONCO
Bucks Riders Off! None Can Outlast.
Roger Williams
1984581 
BRONZE
Be Really Open - Nearness Zenithal Emotionally.
Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the bronze (8th) wedding anniversary.
1984323 
BROOCH
Bright Resplendant Object On 'Clothes Horse'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984995 
BROOKE SHIELDS
Boys Routinely Offer Open Kisses Erotically, Should Her Incited Erotic Lips Demand Satisfaction?
Rico Leffanta
1984827 
BROTHERS
Brats Repeatedly Offending Their Honest, Erudite, Responsible Sisters
Rico Leffanta
1984590 
BRUCE
Big Rating in US Census Extract
Angela Brett (The name Bruce ranked 67th in popularity for males of all ages in a sample of the 1990 US Census.)
1984269 
BRUNEI
British Run Until Natives Exacted Independence.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BRUNO
Brown - Rather Uninspiring Name Origin
Angela Brett
1984269 
BRUSH
Bristles Roughen Up Swallower's Hindquarters
Tony McCoy O'Grady, to go with the various <PAINT>-eating acronyms
1984803 
BRUSH (2)
Best Roasted Using Sweet Herbs
Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance BRUSH
1984803 
BRUTUS
Bald, Rabble-rousing Untrustworthy Tribune Uses Scapegoating
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Coriolanus
1984479 
BRUTUS (2)
Beloved Roman, Ultimately The Ultimate Stabber!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra
1984593 
BRYCE
Build, Render - You've Created Environment!
Angela Brett (Bryce is a 3D landscaping and animation application... see http://corel.com)
1984299 
B.SC.
Biological Scientific Calculator
Angela Brett, after graduating with a B.Sc. (Bachelor of Science) majoring in <MATHEMATICS>.
1984971 1984242 
BSD
Best System Design
Sean Lamb (BSD = Berkeley Software Distribution; a flavor of UNIX written by UC Berkeley that is the basis for FreeBSD, NetBSD and OpenBSD among others)
1984299 1984242 
BTW
Brain To Wander...
Angela Brett (BTW usually stands for 'By The Way')
1984959 
BUBBA
Big Ugly Bible-Beatin' Ass
a stereotypical description of anyone named Bubba in Georgia or Arkansas.
1984269 
BUBBLES
Brought Unto Being By Liquid's Expanding Surface
Angela Brett
1984353 
BUCCANEER
Boyos Using Cutlasses Clambered Aboard Naval Expedition, Everything's Ransacked
TMcCO'G
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BUCKINGHAM
Backs Up Corrupt King - Is Not Given Hereford After Murders
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard III
1984596 
BUDDING
Breasts Usually Do Develop In Nubile Girls
Steve Keate
1984443 
BUDDY HOLLY
Brilliant, Unfulfilled.  Dead.  Died Young.  Had Outstanding Lyrics. Legendary Youthfulness
Eric Bridgstock
1984416 
BUDWEISER
Beer: Uncontrolled Drunks Will Endure It's Side-Effects Regularly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984542 
BUDWEISER (2)
Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regulary.
Acronymous Anonymous
1984542 
BUG
Bake Under Ground
Rico Leffanta (see <PICNIC>)
1984692 
BUG (2)
Bitten User Grumbles
Angela Brett
1984299 1984689 
BUG (3)
Bad Unexpected Glitch
Angela Brett
1984299 
BUG (4)
Bytes Unfortunately Garbled
Angela Brett
1984299 
BUG (5)
Bites Unfortunate Gentleman
Angela Brett
1984689 
BUGGER
Basically Uncouth Gentleman Gets Everyone Rattled
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984470 
BUGLE
Brassy Ululations Give Layabeds Early-morning-call
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984680 
BUG OFF
Begone Unwanted Gnat - Oh Fly Fast
TMcCO'G
1984689 
BUGS
Blight 'Usually Good' Software
Angela Brett
1984299 
BUGS (2)
Blame Users' Genuine Stupidity
Angela Brett -- a few of the programmers where I work are coming up with self-deprecating phrases to put on T-shirts to give out at the company Christmas party. One of the T-shirt slogans is, 'Of course it crashes if you do that!'
1984299 
BUICK
Big Unstoppable Indestructible Car Killer
Dennis Carr
1984710 
BUILD
Bricks Utilised Into Little Dwelling
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 1984275 
BULGARIA
Blighted Under Leninist Government, Are Republican In Attitude.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BULLDOZER
Big Ugly Land Lifting Digger, Often Zealously Engineering Roads
Dustan Dowsing
1984572 
BULLET
Blood Unravels Lightning Lead Ejection Trails
Rico Leffanta
1984764 
BULLS
Bit Un-believe-a-bull... Large Lactiferous Source!
Angela Brett (quite a bit of milk is produced around the town of Bulls. Also, there are terr-a-bull puns all over the place.)
1984869 
BULLSHIT
Belt Up - Little Learning Skulks Here, I Think
Tony McCoy O'Grady - still checking Angela's tolerance level 8-)
1984470 
BULLY
Brute; Usually Likes Lambasting You
Roger Williams
1984362 
BUM
Below Underwear, Marginally
Matthew Oram
1984443 
BUMMER
Big Unpleasantness Makes Me Extremely Regretful
Lawrence D'Oliveiro
0 
BUN
Bundled Under Net
Angela Brett
1985013 
BUNCH
Bunnies Usually Never Chase Herds
Rico Leffanta
1984398 
BUNNIES
Breeding Unstoppably - Not Neatly In Exact Seasons.
Angela Brett
1984494 
BUREAUCRAT
Bossy Underling Really Enjoys Antagonising Urbane Customers Rarely Apologises Tactfully
Rico Leffanta
1984413 
BURKINA FASO
Because (of) Unreliable Rainfall Kiboshes Its National Agriculture, Famine And Starvation Occur.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BURMA
Brutal Undemocratic Repressive Military Authority.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BURNED OUT
Broken, Used, Really Not Equal (to) Doing One's Usual Tasks
Patricia Rix
1984488 
BURNED OUT (2)
Beyond Use & Ruined - Now Employee's Defunct One's Usually Terminated
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
BURN OUT
Become Useless; Requires No Official, Unusual Training
Patricia Rix
1984488 
BURNOUT
Blackened Unpopular Residual Notation. Overuse of User's Terminal
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984299 
BURNT TO A CRISP
Blistering Uninhibited Rays Neatly Toast The Outer Area of Coverless Rump - Isn't Sunscreen Protected
Angela Brett
1984311 
BURNT TO A CRISP (2)
Becoming Unbearably Red, Now Taking Ti-tree Oil And Craving Relief In Skin Pigmentation.
Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing
1984311 
BURUNDI
Belgium Used Rule Until Nation Declared Independence.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
BUS
Backbreakingly Uncomfortable Sleep
Dustan Dowsing, after having a sleep on an <INTERCITY BUS> and finding it had left him with, among other things, a pain in the neck.
1984572 
BUS (2)
Big... Umpteen Seats
Angela Brett
1984572 
BUS (3)
Brought Us Southward
Angela Brett, after going from Auckland to Palmerston North in one.
1984572 
BUSH
Bombs Upon Saddam Hussein
Elf Qrin
1984389 
BUSH (2)
Big United States Honcho
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984389 
BUSH (3)
Bloodthirsty United States Head
Angela Brett (substitute whichever B-adjective or Bad-ejective you like in there.)
1984389 
BUSINESS
Best Understood Solution If Nothing Else Satisfies Simply
Iniyan G
1984605 
BUSINESS OF POLICE PROTECTION
Because Unpaid Security Is Not Effective, Somebody Should Offer (For Pay) Officer Left In Charge, Exclusively Premises Requested Of The Employer's Client. This Is Ordinary Nowadays.
Angela Brett
1984476 1984605 
BUTCH
Babe Union Threatening Cats Howling
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
BUTLER
'Bottler' Used To Logically Entitle Retainer
Tony McCoy O'Grady - The word "Butler" is a corruption of "bottler" - the member of staff who looked after his employer's wine-cellar.
1984485 
BUTT
Belongs Under Tosser's Tush!
Patricia Rix (I hate the way smokers treat the whole world as their ashtray)
1984884 
BUTTERFINGERS
Boys Usually Try To Explore Romance Flirting Innocently Nice Girls Eventually Respond Senselessly
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
BUTTERFLY
Beautiful Unreal Thing That Erratically, Romantically Flutteringly Lightheartens You
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Butterflies definitely 'lighthearten' everyone!)
1984689 
BUTTERFREE
Beauty Usually Toxic, Twittering Extremities Release Floating Rot. Elevatory Evolution.
Angela Brett (Butterfree is Pokemon #12)
1984284 
BUTTONS
Bothered User Tries To Overcome Nonsensical Situation
TMcCO'G - who would like to be able to press "Submit" without having to scroll the screen.
1984902 
BUY APPLE SHARES
Boast Unbelievable Yearly Appreciation... Products Propagate Lots of Equity, Stock Has Already Risen Extraordinarily Sharply.
Angela Brett, when Dustan's mother expressed interest in buying Apple shares.
1984317 1984602 
BYLINE
By Your Leave I Need Exposure!
Rico Leffanta
1984707 
BYTE
Bitwise, You Take Eight.
Angela Brett
1984299 
BYTE (2)
Beware, Your Teeth Electrocuted!
Angela Brett
1984611 
BY THE WAY
Before You Think He's Ended, Wit Appends Yackety-yak
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 
BYZANTIUM
Booming Yesteryear Zone - And Now Termed Istanbul Under Musselmen
Tony McCoy O'Grady
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